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Christopher W. Koschier

Christopher W. Koschier

Criminal Defense Isn't Just What I Do - It's All That I Do
  • Criminal Law, DUI & DWI, White Collar Crime ...
  • Pennsylvania
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Stanley K. November 18, 2022
Shockingly incompetent, lazy, insecure, unethical, aloof and unequipped to be a lawyer. This lawyer is in fact a CRIMINAL, and will soon be held to account for the wanton crimes and violations of the Rules of Professional Conduct that he's committed against his own client(s). Write to me and I will provide you all the evidence and transcripts you need to confidently avoid this fraud like the cancer that he is. This man is so astonishingly incompetent, lazy and derelict that he will literally single-handedly get you convicted of any imaginary or false criminal accusation. When it comes time to account for his incompetence in court, this man will openly lie and commit perjury in order to manufacture bizarre, blatantly false and slanderous "evidence" and allegations against his own former client just to make the client look stupid or guilty, solely designed to deflect blame and accountability from himself for his own monumental dumbfounding and bewildering errors and omissions comprising his "INEFFECTIVE ASSISTANCE OF COUNSEL." If you're going to use this man anyway, you need to fully research this quoted term, because you're going to need to be fully versed in it. It is highly unlikely that this man has actually gained a law degree by virtue of his profound lack of skill and common sense. Instead of preparing for your case, Koschier will remain at his apartment by himself glued to his gaming console. I speak from experience. This man is a complete fraud, despite his enigmatic overconfidence in the skills and capabilities which he simply does not possess. If you have NO OTHER CHOICE but to hire this man, then I highly recommend as a fellow American citizen, that you just go to court alone and try your case pro se, because that's going to be your only chance of a positive, just outcome short of hiring a professional. Not only will Christopher W. Koschier destroy your life, but when the opportunity arrives for him to be able to correct his own mistakes and get you out of prison, he will not only abandon you but will overtly sabotage your efforts at getting a false conviction vacated. Be warned my friends, Christopher Koschier is NOT a professional, ethical or honorable man or attorney. He is a lonely self-proclaimed "gamer" with no friends or colleagues, plain and simple. An analogy that was proffered to me in retrospect by a real lawyer: If you were going to have brain surgery, would you really select a doctor fresh out of school with no meaningful experience, or whose first few cases ended badly? Chew on that as you ponder whether you really want to risk your entire life, reputation, career, family, fortune and future by allowing this man anywhere near you or your case. I wish you all the best with your case. Please, keep researching elsewhere. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that I didn't do everything in my power to save another person (you) from being this dolt's next victim. Every word of this review is factual and represents my honest opinion based entirely on personal experience working with him prior to learning who he really is.
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Biography

Criminal Defense isn't just what I do, it's all that I do. I only accept criminal defense cases. I'm serious about helping my clients get positive outcomes, and I'm always there to answer questions, explain issues, and discuss viable defense strategies. I'm a true criminal defense attorney. Visit my website to learn more: http://www.duckjail.com

Practice Areas
Criminal Law
Criminal Appeals, Drug Crimes, Expungement, Fraud, Gun Crimes, Internet Crimes, Sex Crimes, Theft, Violent Crimes
DUI & DWI
White Collar Crime
Domestic Violence
Domestic Violence Criminal Defense, Domestic Violence Restraining Orders
Fees
  • Free Consultation
    Free Consultation. Typically flat fees for representation.
  • Credit Cards Accepted
Jurisdictions Admitted to Practice
Pennsylvania
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Languages
  • English: Spoken, Written
Professional Experience
Criminal Defense Attorney
The Law Offices of Christopher Koschier, Esq
Current
Education
Dickinson School of Law
J.D. (2016) | Juris Doctorate
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William Paterson University
B.A. (2013) | Interpersonal Communications
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Awards
International Academy of Trial Lawyers Award - 1st Place
Dickinson School of Law
2017 - "10 Best" Pennsylvania Criminal Defense Attorney
American Institute of Criminal Law Attorneys
Professional Associations
State Bar of Pennslyvania  # 323334
Member
Current
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Websites & Blogs
Website
Law Firm's Website
Contact & Map
Criminal Defense Attorney
266 East Main Street
Suite #3
Norristown, PA 19401
Telephone: (215) 853-6766